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We here at zomtek.com often get recognized while out in public. but not quite as hoped.

Ben and Michael Moore

Who said it? A school official / fellow member to a reading group Ben was apart of as a library employee in 2005. And a very drunk girl in a bar parking lot in 2007. Both instances left Ben quite broken hearted.

Was it accurate? Pretty much. They’re both overweight, wear glasses, and have bleeding heart tendencies. Speaking of which they will both probably die of heart attacks too.

Also mentioned: John Candy and mid-downward spiral Chris Farley.

Alex and Willam from Mallrats

Who said it? Some drunk girl at a bar in 2006. (notice a pattern?)

Was it accurate? Yes. Alex wears stocking hats, often has food on his shirt, and has been known to hang out in malls. Alex also looks like overweight race-traitor Louie Lastik in Remember the Titans and Johnny Depp’s fat friend in Blow.

Also mentioned: Fat Paul Bunyan

Mike and Snake Plissken

Who said it? Mike’s mom and wife.

Is it accurate? Sure just ask them. Ripped body, cool hair, tough attitude. Pure manliness. Also Ben and Alex frequently mention to him how they thought he was taller and they thought he was dead.

Also mentioned: Captain America and Lou Ferrigno