Drunken Zombie is having an Uncle Randy look-alike contest and the winner gets a copy of Murdersaurus Rex. Send them a picture of video dressed and acting in an Uncle Randian style. Best submission wins.
Details here: http://drunkenzombie.com/blog/?p=2329
Drunken Zombie you’re my hero.
In our search bar the #1 search has been zomtek (for some reason). The #2… ripped body. WTF.
We’ve got a project in the works and hope to have some specific details soon.
Doiner at Drunken Zombie had some nice things to say about the Murdersaurus DVD. Check it out right now!!!!
And remember Murdersaurus is on sale here and at Acme in Peoria.
Murdersaurus Rex is now on sale at Acme in Peoria.
Keep an ear to the Drunken Zombie Podcast. It’s always great and they’ll be having a contest soon with some copies of Murdersaurus to win.
That’s right. It’s available. The hit film from Zomtek, as seen at the Drunken Zombie Film Festival, is now ready to own.
You can get it on our createspace account.
More surprises on the way…
Last night Mudersaurus Rex had it’s first showing and it went great!
It premiered at the Drunken Zombie Film Festival and seemed to be quite well received.
The trailer that started it all
ZOMTEK HAS A NEW MOVIE!!!!!!!!!
Hilarious trailer MURDERSAURUS REX is now a full length short!(?). IT IS AWESOME!!!!!!!
In happier times.
Ben Krow, 1985-2009
Zomtek is sad to announce the untimely loss of member Ben Krow. He was killed in an apparent self-inflicted plane crash to the body. He left no note.
“God called this stockboy up to heaven”
Ben Krow got his start in low-rent filmaking with the well received 2002 adaptation of F. Scott Fitzgerald’s Great Gatsby entitled Chapter Two. Ben starred as Gatsby’s protagonist, Nick Carraway. Along with bit parts in several independent shorts, Ben went on to be a featured player in the as yet unreleased, Bible Part the Deuce playing the film’s villain as well as many secondary characters. Ben went on to produce, write, and perform in several of Zomtek’s many short features.
But Ben had been reported to be “sullen” and “withdrawn” at the lack of productivity with Zomtek as of late. The stress and disappointment of poorly received script projects was beginning to show cracks in his usual sunny demeanor. As quoted in a January 2009 interview, “I wrote this skit about space aliens at a doctor’s office and it was about space tyrants but was really about the conflict of abortion and all this stuff. And everybody hated it. I spent like 6 hours on that piece of *&%#.”
The future of Zomtek at this point is claimed to be uncertain. There are no current projects scheduled but any future film-making would likely have included Krow. But Zomtek can still hold out for hope as authorities have yet to find Krow’s remains in the wreckage.
But as Ben Krow’s fiancee, Alison, said in a press conference earlier today, “There doesn’t seem to be too many miracles left anymore.”
When not too busy preserving history or conducting drunken tell-offs, Alex blogs his feelings at justiceisserved.tumblr.com
I can’t promise you it’s good but can promise you it exists.
Last night, alex and ben went looking for adventure in the seedy underbelly bars of downtown. They picked the wrong night to do it.
First Hilarious/Sad thing: The happiest Bro in the whole wide world
It turns out in bars with TVs normally play sports. and it being march…. it was MARCH MADNESS!!!!!!! Booyahhhh!!!!! There was an army of middle aged men in one corner. People just having a good time. Not much of a problem. Except for one guy. We’ll call him Bro. Bro loves basketball. A lot. Whenever his team did something worth noticing he would yell booyah quite loudly. Louder than his friends. Embarrassingly louder than his friends. He also proceeded to quote both Anchorman and Billy Madison in quick order.
Second Hilarious/Sad thing: The Lonely Psycho
Guy #2 was met first by alex on a smoke break. Alex overheard this guy on his phone outside, “…I thought you were my boy, but I guess not. I’m very disappointed bro.” Rut roh! This is gonna be awkward. He sat one seat away from us.
He then asked the bartender if they do shots there. Like does this establishment offer alcohol in the shot variety, right? Nope. He was asking if that individual lady does shots. So she accidentally agreed to having a drink with creepy. Quick back pedaling ensues. “we can’t do that on the clock, but i’ll have it in a bit…” You know she was trying to work in, “sorry I have to wash my hair tonight” before thinking of that quick escape.
He settled down for a bit. Then gets up to go to the bathroom. When he gets back he asks a different bartender, “hey did you throw my drink away?” But he didn’t just say it, he said it like Droopy Dog. The bartender didn’t understand him, then our guy just said nevermind, I don’t care. The bartender then walked away and found his beer by the bathroom.
A little while later, non-shot drinking girl asked him what was wrong. “oh, my team lost.” “Well it’s not the end of the world.” “yeah, i guess.” ben proceeded to text alex “Maybe by team he means wife and by lost he means left.” At that exact moment alex was texting ben “by team he means girlfriend, and by lost he means cheated on him with his cool friend.” It was a magical moment.
Third Hilarious/Sad thing: Girls Talked to us!
About how awesome Jagermeister is. Because they were trying to get us to buy some. Because they worked for Jagermeister. Booyahhh!!!!!
